gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize