I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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