Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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