The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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