Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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