dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Will exercising make me less horny?
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