my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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