I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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