We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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