I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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