I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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