never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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