Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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