You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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