I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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