She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What a dumb baby whore.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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