I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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