does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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