Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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