That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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