trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I love you.
Bad choice
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