Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I want her autograph on my taint
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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