did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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