I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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