her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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