i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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