Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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