oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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