as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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