Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
