where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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