At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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