dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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