we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i think my cat just said my name.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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