How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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