quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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