so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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