Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Randomize
