We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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