They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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