thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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