rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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