I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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