i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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