he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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