I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How naked do you want me to be?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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