No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i think im in europe. pls send help
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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