YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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