He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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