we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
