don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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