I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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