You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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