It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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