My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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